DJ

DJ.....

Youngest of Dave's and Maeve's biological children. Has a 'short man syndrome' and a chip on his shoulder about his height. He is nervous and twitchy with slight tourettes and has feelings of angst and depression. He also has a speech impediment and a strong lisp. He needs to be in control and hates it when he can't. DJ won the Euromillions when he was 30 and doesn't work, just squanders his money on various hobbies that he thinks up. He gets bored very quickly and buys expensive gear for his 'interests' but after a few months of involvement he scraps it all and starts on another pastime. His latest hobby is learning to play the guitar and he has also written a few of his own songs. One song he particularly loves to cover is 'Bodies' by the Sex Pistols. DJ has also donated large sums of money to various animal charities, an example being the feral cat association that Profiterol volunteers for. He has been along a few times with Profiterol to 'open mike' sessions in the local Irish pub (McNamara's) and has performed cover versions of traditional Irish classics as well as some of his own compositions. DJ also has Morgellons disease, a rare delusional condition whereby people believe fibrous material grows out of their skin. One of the few songs he wrote is about this condition.

DJ recently became involved in an online relationship which turned out to be fraudulent and he lost most of his fortune sending money to a Nigerian bank account.