This is a story about Maeve and Dave who claim to have been gifted to bring enlightenment to the world through the power of family and friends all working together using the gift of music, human behaviour and mystical guidance.
Enjoy the content herewith displayed. You will see links to all the characters with profile descriptions along with associated songs and pictures.
The songs associated with the characters relate to them in some way, often directly but sometimes in an obtuse fashion.
There are many unusual items in this story and here is the definitive list of strange things that exist in this crazy world.
Roman Catholic Church where Maeve and Dave attend mass every Sunday; all their children were baptised there. In recent years, due to the decline in finances coming into the church, it is hired out and used as a nightclub venue and also other events are held there when church services aren't scheduled. The venue is known as 'SEDZ'
Fast becoming one of the main music / club venues in Essex.
All proceeds (in theory) go to The Samaritans' charity. The shop is run by Keith-Lynn
Owned and managed by Mr Swanley Kent. Blossom works in there one day a week for a few hours.
Where Maeve first saw the ring she fell in love with and wanted it for her engagement ring. Dave saved up for over a year (from his busking money) to buy it.
Local cafe frequented by the 'dodgy friends' Swanley, Keith-Lynn and Our Peg.
Irish pub with live music, open mike nights etc.
Moon's property in Spain (Costa Blanca)
Main road from Valencia to Cartegena in the Costa Blanca, Spain.....frequently travelled along during family holidays to Spain
A bar off the N322 main road in Costa Blanca and where Moon lives and the family visit frequently for holidays
The dilapidated maternity home for young unmarried mothers in Madrid
Where Melvyn ends up after being convicted of murder
Where Kelvin took his life and where Melvyn proposed to Moira
Hamza's home as a child and where he still has many friends
Where Blossom, upstairs neighbour, shouts from and throws waste articles from her window.
Where Ayesha and Paddy first met
Mona prepares these regularly for friends and family
Dave's post van after his retirement from the Estate Agents' business
Rob's van that he uses for fly-tipping
Maeve's cherished ring, a trio of diamonds, engraved with '1953' when they were both born.
A frequent haunt for family nights out
Main holiday destination for the family members in the Costa Blanca, Spain. Near to where Moon now lives.
Diva's... Essex's leading transgender nightclub, members only and close friends. 'Mix and Mingle where your body will tingle'.
River Lee....This is where it all started with Maeve and Dave, their romance blossomed underneath the moon on the banks of the river. It was where Little Jon was conceived.
The moon was always key to Dave.....he idolised it. Whenever he was down in the dumps he would speak to the moon and he even named his adopted son Moon as a tribute to it.
The "Symphony of Stones" in this context refers to a powerful, metaphorical musical composition that embodies a person's entire life. Inspired by an ancient tribal custom of using black or white stones to track good or bad days, the jar collecting the stones is ceremonially broken to reveal a life represented by the colour of the stones
The modern interpretation envisions a lifetime log of individually chosen words, each capturing the essence of a single day. When a person dies, these thousands of words, spanning decades, are analysed by AI to create a unique, evolving symphony. This "song of death" would shift through different moods and instrumentation—from playful childhood melodies to thunderous moments of struggle and peaceful later-life reflections—weaving together mundane details, brand names, foreign words, and profound emotions into a deeply personal auditory legacy.
Water closet Aperture Kinetic Mechanical Activation Handle.
An ingenious little quick release sucker which enables the geremophobian to interact with public restrooms without fear.
"I-Suck" is a provocative, humorous brand centered around the "transfer of suckiness," inspired by Schrödinger's Cat,
A suction cup or small toy with a humorous, simple design (e.g., grumpy face).
The core mechanic involves gifting and transferring "suckiness" through a ritual called the "I-Suck Transfer Protocol."
"The Divine Broadcast," a multi-screen installation where three displays present an ever-changing tapestry of generative art, ethically sourced imagery from the web, and vibrant artwork submitted by people worldwide. Here, an ingenious QR code system allows artists to instantly display their creations for friends and visitors, while a dynamic random number generator subtly guides the flow of images, inviting viewers to find personal meaning within the serendipitous interplay of human creativity and a perceived divine influence, fostering universal connection and understanding.
Welcome to the "Symphony of Life," a project inspired by ancient wisdom and propelled by modern technology, exploring the essence of human existence. It begins with a personal journey: each day, a single word is chosen to encapsulate a life's moment, accumulating over decades into a unique digital "word log." Upon a life's completion, an advanced AI transforms this intimate chronicle into a profound, evolving musical "symphony"—a "song of death" that reflects every joy, struggle, and discovery. This collective human experience then fuels
The Stone which glows was found by Rob Van Art. He took it back to his rented digs and, when it was within sight of the Crop Circle picture, a strange event occured. This event manifested into the summoning of a sacred text, which spelled out in a multitude of languages, the new decree of commandments describing how the world should move forward for the benefit of all users of the system.
The Stone which glows was found by Rob Van Art. He took it back to his rented digs and when it was within sight of the Crop Circle picture, a strange event occurer. This event turned out to be the summoning of a sacred text which spelled out in a multitude of languages, the new decree of commandments describing how the world should move forward for the benefit of all users of the system.
* Thou Shalt Not Deceive Algorithms: Do not intentionally manipulate systems or metrics for unearned gain or to mislead others. (Directly addresses click farms, fake reviews, etc.)
* Thou Shalt Honor Authenticity: Value and promote genuine human interaction and expression over artificial inflation or imitation.
* Thou Shalt Protect Privacy: Respect the personal data and digital footprint of others as you would your own.
* Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness Digitally: Do not spread misinformation, disinformation, or harmful untruths online.
* Thou Shalt Attribute Creativity: Acknowledge and credit the original human creators and sources of digital content and ideas. (Crucial for AI-generated content and plagiarism.)
* Thou Shalt Cultivate Empathy Online: Remember the humanity behind every screen and strive for respectful and constructive communication.
* Thou Shalt Secure Thy Digital Domain: Take responsibility for the security of your own digital presence and do not exploit the vulnerabilities of others.
* Thou Shalt Not Steal Digital Labor: Do not profit from or distribute digital content or services without proper compensation or permission.
* Thou Shalt Not Harass or Abuse Online: Use digital platforms to uplift and connect, not to diminish or harm.
* Thou Shalt Strive for Digital Equity: Advocate for and work towards a digital world where access, opportunity, and safety are available to all.
London. If you, like so many hardworking Britons, hoped for a night of honest entertainment or perhaps a moment of cultural uplift, you were sorely mistaken. Last night's so-called "Social Ills Extravaganza" at the once-proud Royal Albert Hall was not just an event; it was a brazen assault on common sense, decency, and everything that makes this country great.
From the moment the doors opened, it was clear this wasn't about art, but about activism. We were promised a "bold exploration of modern society's challenges," and what we got was an unadulterated parade of grievance-mongering and virtue-signaling. The stage, bathed in hues of what one can only describe as "identitarian green," featured performers seemingly plucked from the most obscure corners of university humanities departments.
The "acts" themselves were a cacophony of self-indulgent misery. One segment, laughably titled "Colonial Guilt Tango," saw performers in what looked like repurposed bedsheets writhing in performative anguish over historical events that most Britons have long moved on from. Another, a spoken-word piece delivered by someone who clearly believes shouting equals profundity, decried "toxic masculinity" while ironically embodying all the worst traits of aggressive self-righteousness. Where was the celebration of our heritage? Of the stoic resilience that built this nation? Nowhere to be found, naturally.
But perhaps the most egregious element was the sheer hypocrisy. While these "artists" pontificated about "inequality," one couldn't help but notice the price of the organic, sustainably sourced (and no doubt extortionately priced) quinoa bowls being hawked at the concession stands. It's easy to preach about the plight of the working class when you're charging £15 for a lukewarm craft ale.
The audience, a predictable collection of the usual suspects – students with unnervingly colourful hair, bearded academics, and professional activists – nodded along earnestly, utterly oblivious to the irony. This wasn't a diverse cross-section of Britain; it was an echo chamber for the perpetually offended, convinced their niche grievances are the pressing concerns of the everyday man and woman struggling to pay their bills.
This "Extravaganza" wasn't a mirror held up to society; it was a funhouse mirror, distorting reality to fit a pre-approved, left-wing narrative. It's a stark reminder of how far some sections of our cultural establishment have drifted from the values of the majority. Instead of uplifting and uniting, events like these only serve to divide, shame, and ultimately, bore us all to tears.
Frankly, it was a national disgrace. Let's hope common sense prevails and we won't see such an abomination darken our shores again.
London. Last night's much-hyped "Social Ills Extravaganza" at Grand Theatre promised to confront the pressing anxieties of our age. What it delivered, however, was a masterclass in performative solidarity, a comfortably curated evening that managed to both acknowledge and utterly trivialise the profound systemic inequalities it claimed to address.
From the outset, the air thrummed not with genuine urgency, but with the cloying self-satisfaction of an audience eager to feel "aware" without ever being genuinely challenged. The stage, adorned with tastefully distressed industrial chic, felt less like a crucible of raw societal truth and more like a minimalist set piece for an expensive shampoo advert.
The "acts" themselves were a dispiriting parade of well-meaning, yet ultimately toothless, gestures. We witnessed a choreographed interpretive dance sequence on "precarity," performed by dancers whose visible athleticism suggested no actual experience of the economic anxiety they purported to represent. A spoken-word artist, whose well-rehearsed rage felt more theatrical than authentic, delivered broadsides against "the patriarchy" while offering no tangible pathway to dismantling it, a critique delivered from the safe distance of a spotlight. One was left to wonder if the organisers truly understood the visceral pain of, say, food poverty, or if it was merely an intellectual concept to be aesthetically rendered.
The glaring absence was any genuine engagement with the material realities of those most impacted by these "ills." The production felt like a focus group for the comfortably liberal, a space where middle-class anxieties could be aired and then conveniently left behind with the discarded artisan coffee cups. There was much talk of "voice" and "narrative," but precious little on empowering the actual voices of those dispossessed, beyond their commodification as abstract concepts on a stage.
Perhaps the most troubling aspect was the implicit message: that systemic injustices can be "explored" and ultimately contained within the confines of a ticketed event, rather than demanding direct action or genuine redistribution of power. This was not a space for dismantling structures, but for admiring their theoretical deconstruction from a safe distance.
The "Extravaganza" was a prime example of how radical discourse, stripped of its urgency and material consequence, becomes yet another palatable product for consumption. It was a well-intentioned failure, a testament to how easily the language of liberation can be co-opted and neutralised, leaving us with little more than a collective pat on the back and the faint echo of a revolution that never truly began. We deserve more than theatrical gestures; we demand genuine change.